Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Why Jack Bauer Is God, Desmond Hume Is Neo, V Is Too Good For Its Writing Staff, and Superman Can Eat a Dick

First off, only one man alive could grab Starbuck by the throat, slam her up against a wall, call her "a little bitch" and not immediately burst into flames. And that man is Jack Bauer. Now some of you may be saying that Brock Samson could pull off such a feat, and while he cannot be underestimated, I doubt he'd pull off the subtlety. Plus his "Presidential Immunity Agreements" generally end with a dead pirate with his hand up Sampson's ass.

Desmond Knows Time/Space-Fu. Whoah.

V is such an awesome concept for re-imagining and has a pretty damned good cast, so why didn't they bother to hire better fucking writers? I mean at this point I'd be hinting that the fleet we saw at the end of Episode 4 was coming after Anna and there was a whole gray area to the V's plans, but nope, she ordered the fleet for some EVIL reason because apparently waiting in the Kuiper belt for a month or 2 before showing up all tooth-commercially with an even more gigantic fleet wasn't good enough.

Oh and Spoiler Alert, Chuck Bartowski totally offed Superman.

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