Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Welcome to a World of Suck

To get things out of the way I'm going to simply compile a number of posts made over the last year in the heathcare vents thread on the bbs.stardestroyer.net forums. There may be some usernames posted from quotes used to put some of my posts in context. Anyone who takes issue with such things can essentially suck my malfunctioning cock. All of the below posts are mine unless stated otherwise.


Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:32 am It Begins...

You know what's really fun? Shitting blood. Not as fun as being at the ER for 8 hours overnight (just got home) and having to drink barium for a CT scan, though. And they still have no idea what's wrong so I have to see my doctor on Monday and hopefully I won't shit so much blood I become lightheaded or I need to go back to the ER. Oh, and morphine. Morphine is fun.

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:09 pm The Red Tide Floweth Forth...

So after 4 days, I'm still shitting blood. It was enough to almost get me admitted to the hospital (something I dread, but at the same time would have at least gotten me seen by a GI doc right away) but not enough to get me in with a GI specialist until Wednesday. So they probably won't be able to do the colonoscopy until Thursday or Friday. So in the meantime I'm still shitting blood and having the cramps from hell. "No waiting lists" my ass.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:18 pm

Well after 5 days of shitting blood I finally got in to see a GI doctor. Now I have to wait until the 17th for a colonoscopy. What was that about our great American healthcare system having short wait times?

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:37 pm

Well my colonoscopy got moved up to the 10th, so that's a good thing. They still won't give me any kind of painkillers to help with the cramping and shit, though which pisses me off. That entire office is like dead set against any kind of narcotics. If I didn't know better I'd think they were Catholics.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:19 am

So I had my colonoscopy yesterday and everything went well. I don't have cancer (something I wasn't particularly concerned about even with a family history, I'm really just too young and don't practice the vices they did) but have some form of colitis. They have to wait until the biopsies come back in 2 weeks before they'll know what kind and how to treat it. Until then I basically have to fucking suffer, since they still won't give me anything for pain.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:38 pm

God damnit. Now I have to go to the walkin clinic because my pain is more severe. Probably from the biopsies they did, but the on-call GI doctor wants to cover his ass so instead of just telling me to either suffer more (that seems to be their thing) or try some other non-narcotic or *shudder* give me some fucking painkillers, they told me to go see another doctor. Maybe he/she won't be a sadist and I can get some fucking relief. I'm about 3 steps away from asking some kind meth addict to kill me for all of the cash in my wallet ($5).

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:05 pm

Well, after 4 hours in urgent care at my doctors office they finally gave me some pain meds. So I'm feeling much better. Now I just have to make sure I eat lots of fiber so I don't cause more problems. Why they couldn't have done this a week ago is beyond me, but whatever.

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:25 pm

Well today was supposed to be the day when I learned just what the fuck was going on with the whole shitting blood thing (which has started again and the pain is back even worse). Turns out they have no idea. All the biopsies came back normal, and I'm negative for cancer, which is always a good thing. Now they have to do more testing, including possibly redoing the colonoscopy. So I get to drink more of that horrid diarrhea inducing cocktail. Yay for me! :lol:

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:37 pm

So tomorrow is my second colonoscopy in 3 weeks. Have to drink the nasty ass laxative starting at 5 tonight so I'll probably be up all night. At least I can drink clear liquids until 9 tomorrow morning, so I won;t be as thirsty at 2:15 when I have to be there.

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:20 pm

Now I'm leaking poo water. Still no diagnosis. Still no ideas for treatment. Nothing. Fuck the medical industry.

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:18 pm

Well I just shat a good pintful of blood, so back to the fucking ER once my mom can get home to drive me there.

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:22 am

Well I'm back from the ER and shit a good 2-3 pints of blood. Luckily I'm not anemic or they would have admitted me. They gave me some pain medication and a prescription for more and sent me home. I see my worthless GI doctor on Monday so we'll see what he has to say, if anything.

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:54 am

And now I'm shitting even more blood and getting short of breasth, so it's back to the ER. The new pain meds are working for shit, too. This fucking suckas.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:06 am

Well they wouldn;t admit me because I have an appointment with my GI doctor tomorrow, so even though my bloodcount is on the low side they feel like him seeing me ASAP is the best solution. I will LOL if he admits me. They have given me some heavy duty painkillers, though so that helps quite a bit. Still bleeding and leaking, though.

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:05 pm

Well, endoscopy went well, still no findings, though. Next they wanna do a capsule endoscopy but they have to fight with my insurance to get approval for it.

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:08 am

Well just got back from ER... Again. This time for uncontrollable vomitting and the aforementioned shitting of blood. That's 5 ER visits in less than a month.

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:57 pm

Yay, the day from hell. So I woke at 230am puking and shitting again and decided instead of the ER I'd go to my clinics urgent care program for weekends. Well, that was a huge fucking mistake. I get this psycho bitch doctor who all but calls me a fucking liar even though my mother and other doctors have witnessed the blood in my shit. She basically said I was just depressed and kept going on about how I was on painkillers, she wouldn't give me any anti-nausea medication, and she just told me to take my drugs orally even though I was puking up everything I swallowed. Suppositories are no help either due to le diarrhea eu blood. I'm like 99% sure that she was trying to get me pegged a drug abuser for some bizarre reason only she knows. So basically they just sent me home without treating me.

So 2 hours later, I'm at home, still puking, and go back to the ER for the third time this weekend. Well that was a fucking mistake, too. I get put in a room all by myself and basically sit there for 3 hours waiting for my labwork to come back before they give me anything for nausea. The doctor basically didn't want to have to bother with me and refused to give me the anti-nausea meds that I had been given the day before that actually worked as opposed to the shit they gave me which doesn't do me a goddamned bit of good. I tried to explain the situation but he just ignored me and discharged me with an RX of the same shitty non-working nausea meds they put in my IV.

So now I'm still puking, still shitting blood, and have a bunch of fucking medication I can't take because of psycho-bitch and Ego-boy.

Tomorrow I'm going to see my PCP again and see what he'll have to say. Knowing how he's not a fucking moron I'll probably be feeling better by the end of the day tomorrow, but still with bloody shit.

PS: I hate like hell to bring it up, but both of the fuckers were Asian. I demand an apology from Mike Wong on behalf of his people. ;P

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:13 am

I found out last night from my long lost half brother (he called me from his cushy contractor job in Kuwait) that my child raping sociopath of a father was exposed to agent orange in Vietnam and that may be the cause of a myriad of my problems. Everything from my current and past digestive woes to my requiring bifocals and bipolar disorder.

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:35 pm

Motherfucking cunts. Cocksucking fuckbag dicksnots at my cumbucket of an insurance company denied my capsule endoscopy procedure.

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:02 pm

mr friendly guy wrote:
If you don't mind me asking, what tests do they have in mind. Let me guess. They want to monitor your haemoglobin level and when they see its hanging around normal, they will say you can't be bleeding thaaaaat bad and will adopt a watch and wait approach.


Me wrote:
A push enderoscopy, and a small bowel radiological test.

Anyway, I saw my specialist today and they are basically saying it's just IBS and I need to live with it for another 20 years because it usually goes away in your 50's. They won't do any more tests and the basic reason as far as to why I'm bleeding is "I dunno".

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:22 pm

Knife wrote:
Hmm, IBS has been said to be caused by anxiety, or at least cause anxiety instead of the other way around. That said, you'd think they'd at least hook you up with some anti-anxiety drugs.

Me wrote:
I'm bi-polar and suffer from severe anxiety and have been on clonazapan for roughly 2 years now.

So basically Monday I'm getting all of my GI records and going to get a second opinion. That seems like the obvious choice other than living with it. Cause if I have 20 years of misery to look forwards to, then I'll just donate my organs very young.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:20 pm

Well, tried to kill myself by overdosing on pills yesterday. That was fun.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:16 pm

It was a pretty pathetic suicide attempt. Apparently I'm so fucking fat my body could tolerate the amount of pills I took and all they did was give me an IV and keep me overnight for observation.

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:18 pm

Kamakazie Sith wrote:
How did you come to this point? Do you have someone you can talk to? If not, have you considered speaking with one of the many community resources that are probably available in your area?

Me wrote:
It was just a confluence of events including health, financial, and social problems on top of my already fucked up mental status and 5 years of nonstop suck.

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:57 pm

Well it's officially been like 5 months since I started shitting blood, and there is no end in sight. I spent thanksgiving in the ER to make sure my blood count wasn't too low after a particularly bad episode. Add to that another bout of horrible gastritis and it's been a miserable fucking 5 days.

I also enjoyed GI Joe, so I think that may belong in here too.

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:11 am Three Months Later...

So basically the blood-shitting continues unabated and they have basically given up on trying to figure out why since I've had like every test under the sun done 3 or more times. I've had 2 "second opinions" and they all have come to the same conclusion: "We have no fucking clue, call us if it gets worse and we'll do the same tests over again, please go die in a gutter." But they have me on long lasting morphine now, so I get all the wonderful benefits and side effects of a painkiller without the happy feelgood fun part I could at least rely on to be able to watch an MSNBC weekend marathon of "Lockup." Of course that means constipation requiring a fuckton of laxatives, a dick that doesn't work, constant forgetfulness, the ability to fall down and give myself a concussion causing 3 days of amnesia (though the table I whacked my head on was partially to blame, and I'm pretty sure it called me a honkey), and the lack of giving much of a crap who knows the details of my embarrassing digestive and limp-dick issues.

The depression and anxiety have gotten worse, so my meds are being switched, trying to find a combination that works. I'm currently applying for disability, and I now view the human race as nothing more than cockroaches on a mudball trying to cause our own extinction as quickly as possible. I will welcome this event if I am alive to view it.

I'd go jerk off right now, but much like Carlo Mencia my dick don't work. However unlike Carlos Mencia I'm mildly entertaining on occasion. This is probably not one of those times.

Oh and have a mentioned how fucking awesome 'Lost' has been this season?

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:29 am

mr friendly guy wrote:
If you don't mind me asking, what tests have they done for you? Did it include the capsule endoscopy your insurance was chucking fits about and refusing to pay?

I wrote:
X-Rays, CAT scans, MRI's, stool labs, blood labs, urine labs, endoscopy, enteroscopy, colonoscopy, capsule endoscopy, and probably a bunhc of shit I forgot.

I also forgot to mention that after thwacking my head on the racist table, I apparently was in the ER on a backboard for some time, which managed to fuck up my back over my right shoulderblade, so I'm also on muscle relaxers which further fucks up my cognition.

Oh, and I have a syrinx around my spinal cord they discovered a couple of years ago and they did another MRI to check on that. Still waiting for the results, and hoping like hell that the tremor in my right foot and right hand is medicine related.

I basically hit the genetic lottery. Though I dodged a bullet in not inheriting the "rape your 12 year old (who is retarded) and 8 year old step daughers and spend not nearly enough prison time for it" gene from the guy that blew his load into my mothers snatch 29 years ago. So I have that going for me.

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:20 am

I hate to keep posting in this thread and bitching and moaning about my myriad of health issues. That's why I haven't been talking much to my friends online because I literally have nothing new going on except newly developed ailments and I really don't want to be "that guy". You know, the one who only bitches and moans about how fucking sick he is.

Anyway, on with the freakshow of way too personal information about my health but I'm beyond caring because I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore:

So I'm on this new medicine for my bi-polar shit, and basically I'm having all of the most annoying yet non-life threatening adverse side effects. I'm not sure if this shit is even working yet (I think it is), but here are the hilarious side effects.

1) Headaches. Ok, that one isn't hilarious.

2) Horrible dry mouth to the point that in my sleep my tongue lolls out and my entire mouth is completely dry. To the point that I have cracks in my upper lip that bleed. Not only that, but my tongue and lips end up stuck to my teeth and various other parts of my mouth. Ok, still not that funny.

3) The glands that control lactation are swollen. To the point where the area just behind my nipples hurts like crazy. This may result in me producing drainage from my nipples. Yeah, I may start lactating. I hope you were drinking something, Coffee and choked on it laughing you insensitive twat. Though on the plus side I may be able to make some spare cash as a wet nurse...

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:08 pm

Well, back from the ER again. Had a bad pain spike (still ongoing) and was bleeding quite a bit, but differently than before. Got some morphine and some anti-nausea meds and they sent me home due to normal blood count and white cell count. So the wheel of shit just keeps on turning. If past experience is any indicator this flare should pass in a few days, hopefully.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:31 pm

Well, I may have shingles on my back. If Karma is true I was either Hitler or whoever wrote The Birth of a Nation.

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:26 pm

Well, saw the psych examiner for disability. My recall and math skills are terrible. Hopefully that will help, as sad as that is to say. If I don't get this approved shit will get worse fast.

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:08 pm

FUCK do I have shingles and FUCK does it hurt like a motherfucker. I'm on 30mg of morphine every 8 hours for my stomach issues and this is breaking through it like a mack truck.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:10 am

Well, they repo'd my moms care. Yet another financial loss I'm responsible for due to my mental and psychical defections. Logically I know she'll be better off in the long run if I just end it. I mean every way I look at it it comes down to that. The one thing that would solve all our problems and I'm too hung up on the ways others would feel if I just went and did it. So fucking sick of the human race.

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:43 am

I'm just venting. If I was going to off myself I'd either say absolutely nothing or write a 10 page manifesto on how everyone who's ever looked at me the wrong way can to hell, how they can get there, and what they can start doing to the crusty scabbed penis in their faces when they get there.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:16 am

Fuck I can't imagine having to go to appointments on a bus. I can't imagine going anywhere on a bus. I get anxious in an elevator with just one other person I don't know on-board. I can barely stand in a grocery line. This fucking SUCKS.

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:15 am

Darth Wong wrote:
You have some kind of social anxiety disorder?

Me Wrote:
Yeah, but mostly in close quarters. It fucking sucks. It's worst at malls with cellphone kiosks every 20 feet where some guy starts harassing you to buy a new phone and you have to either ignore him or say you're not interested, either way my blood pressure goes up. I went to Pike Place Market in Seattle and almost had a coronary because everyone was packed in like sardines. And then after escaping from there, we had to walk a gauntlet of homeless people wanting change. There's this awesome outlet mall not 5 miles from my house that I literally cannot go to because of all the Asians from Vancouver who will literally jostle into you while walking past even if there is a completely clear walkway, but they stick together like a fucking flock of birds.












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