I Heart Charlie Sheen

Is there no one more awesome than Charlie Sheen? No, there is not. For he is a WARLOCK with tigers blood and Adonis DNA.

gearz

GEARZ!!!!!!

The Glazener Family Crest

Behold its glory! This (unless I can find a better quality one) shall be tattooed onto my left shoulder blade!

And because I am a gigantic nerd, this shall be on my right upper arm!

SO SAY WE ALL!!!

Lost and 24 Are Over

I'm still crying...

Bum BUM Bum BUM

CUM ON ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

Ok, more pictures of my overprices "nitelight". I did these with the eyes off and the lights off to showoff how it's the "combat" model as opposed to the "just off the line" version. My shit photography skills should be apparent.

Picture one is of course, the portrait:

Pic 2 is with the skullcap off.

Pic 3 has the chip and its housing out. If you were a less reputable person you could hide things like keys or bags full of some sort of grass.

Pic 4 is the chip and its housing sitting next to the base of what I have affectionately named "Barry" (after our President). Now, the skullcap can be replaced without chip inserted if for some strange reason you were inclined. You'd have to be one odd fellow to do such a thing, though.

Pussy Buttfuckery

This it 100% real taken less than 30 minutes ago. There is no trickery, photoshoppery, or animal droppery, just pure old fashioned male on male pussy butt poundery! The big one is Sam, and the little one is Gaius. They have been doing this for years, but I FINALLY got it on camera. I give you... Teh Gayz Catz:

You can tell they are in love because their eyes are closed...
Brings a tear to my eye.

On the Other Hand...

Well the right one, to be specific...

100% Pure Tungsten.

Here's a better pic, from off the website: